Sunday, December 19, 2010


One may argue that God is society’s No.1 enemy, but He is not, in fact, as many Christians detest the sting of the conscience (don’t we all?).

Sunday, December 12, 2010


I find it surprising that, since the number of various experiences seems to be important, that science has not tried to make it possible to see what it’s like to become a toaster oven.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Dear Flame of Arnor....

I have decided to become a Mexican, so I shall not see you for quite some time. Mexicans, please do not be offended; I love your lack of emphasis on productivity! Why else should I choose to become a Mexican? Honestly, though, there are some things in the Mexican culture that I love, like the afternoon siesta.